[Hearing his name in Lithuanian, Poland's head snaps back up so quickly he almost loses the towel wrapped around his head.]

Liet! What's here? What's going on, I'm totally freaking out!

I swear I was totally at my house like a minute ago. I mean I woke up today and was not in the mood to push paper around my desk all day and I mean I could have gone in and just pretended to work like I always do on Fridays, but I mean that required putting on pants and I was totally not prepared to make that kind of commitment so I ditched and I was in the middle of rinsing off the blueberry facial I gave Mr. Pony and then suddenly fwoosh everything went dark! Well. I guess darker I'd had cucumber slices on my eyes, I mean they don't actually do anything but they sort of complete the whole therapeutic look I had going on so things were already dark. But then I saw this bird, right? Then there were like a bunch of birds, totally out of nowhere and then some lady I didn't know was all like 'magic this' and 'magician that' so then I was like 'um... you're kinda crazy,' but speaking of strangers--

[Poland abruptly rushes to hide behind Lithuania, clinging to the back of his shirt tightly.]