Okay so there were like these three brothers.

The first brother, Lech, was ridiculously good looking and a total genius and super fabulous. Actually he was so great he probably wasn't even really related to the other two brothers they just wished he was.

The second brother was as dumb as rocks and kind of fat and a total loser who nobody liked. He went by Rus.

And then there was the third one, Cech. No one really cares about Cech. But they still weren't as majorly lame as Rus was.

So these brothers totally decide to go hunting one day, but they all got split up chasing whatever they were hunting.

Rus went east and found a super lame frozen wasteland. I think he sat down and cried after that. He never got over his bad life choices and then took it out on everyone else around him for like eternity.

Meanwhile, Cech went West and decided to set up a house on some cute but kind of boring hills near the countryside. Total snoozer.

The coolest brother though, he went North. While he was hunting he found this wicked fierce white eagle chilling out with it's babies in its nest! It was way super cute! So he decided he'd live there and make that cute little eagle a symbol of the land.

And that land became known as me!

The end!