[Poland flails at the accusation, waving his arms wildly.] Ew no! Not relatives! No way! Totally not! We're friends! Just super good friends! Allies at the max!

[Their shared Slavic roots might say otherwise, but that would mean being related to Ukraine's younger siblings as well. If Sayaka knew either one of them she'd probably understand why plausible deniability was much easier for Poland to stomach.]

But, Ukraine's here? Really?